Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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