Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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