you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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