It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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