Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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