I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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