Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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