Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just found puke in my bra..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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