Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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