A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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