well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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