Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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