I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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