i just wanna soil my oats bro
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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