Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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