He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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