Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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