Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
