she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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