She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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