i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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