is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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