So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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