You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
thus making me awesome and them whores
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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