Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
kristin has been a bad kristin
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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