how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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