That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I have tasted many bathrooms
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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