but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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