i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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