Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
