Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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