so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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