so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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