I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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