Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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