NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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