If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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