Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just want nice things and good sex
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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