If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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