Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
