either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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