i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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