The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize
