dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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