I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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