And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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