What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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