I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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