How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Two words: nipple clamps
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