Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
3 2 1 whiskey
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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