I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sarcasm needs its own font
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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