Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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