She's JV to your varsity
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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