Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
