I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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