Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm sobbing to NWA
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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